Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Gross
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Arnold Layne
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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lolwhat_fml 0
...WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP why the **** were you in his pillow?!
KamilleBlack 3
Uh....I don't get it. Is ur brother a sick perv? Not because of the Victoria's secret but the fact that it's his sister's underwear and...what does he need a vibrator for? I'm confused....
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Comments (109)
katiecherrie 4
that's disgusting
vman70 4
are u from the south? how old is ur bro? that is creepy lol!!!
cbroxs17 0
What does being in the south have to do with anything?
hahalaughing 0
okay steryotype. ignorant. im offended.
anm321456 0
Wth 14. That's stereotypical BS!
JERKKMONKEY 0
ewwww lmaoo
stupidsteph 0
wait he might have wanted to borrow those things... not really thinking about her... but for himself? which in a way makes it better
itsmeyippie 0
and in a way disturbing, if I were op I would smash the vibrator with a brick, burn the underwear, and bury the remains of both, just to be sure
BrownSugar_fml 5
ydi... learn to use yer fingers!!! lmao jk! kinda
jonny2x4 0
I think your folks need to have "the talk" with him NOW.
spaghetti542 0
You know what they say - incest is the best put your sister to the test!
vampyreluvr 1
I sick psycho...... don't be dissing the south......incest is nt "in" down south. damn ppl
vt007 0
He's probably not getting laid so he's using your personal items to get off. He needs a girlfriend! : )
rawrzy 0
or boyfriend, you never know what the vibrator could have been used for 0.o
snapple1712 0
ew
koifish81 0
this is ******* sick, cmon people at fml.con can't u make something up better? these are all fake probaly some perv sittin at his desk make shit up all day
IndigoAcrylic 9
Learn some grammar + spelling, bro xD