Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Gross
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Arnold Layne
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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lolwhat_fml 0
...WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP why the **** were you in his pillow?!
KamilleBlack 3
Uh....I don't get it. Is ur brother a sick perv? Not because of the Victoria's secret but the fact that it's his sister's underwear and...what does he need a vibrator for? I'm confused....
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Comments (109)
sexbombkitty 0
My best friends elder brother is gay and I'm really close to him, he wasn't sure about his sexuality until he was 17 years old...
just_mimi_fml 0
Thats wrong!
Ceyenna 0
Gross.
shortie09 0
your brother is wacking off to the magazine and using the vibrator on his balls. ive heard some guys say it feels really good, and even better when wacking off with lube.
ellawea 0
ur vibrater must plesure him so.
phreedo 0
this is so wrong on so many levels... and no do not have a heart to heart with him about it! there are some things that talking over will just make worse. this is one of those things you just pretend never happened and suppress deep within your subconscious never to be uncovered again so that one day you'll be able to look your brother in the eye again. i recommend convincing yourself it was a dream.
bryttanicutter 2
ew!!!! insessed
wcmcgirlie 0
I'm sorry...
likeomgwhat 0
well you should leave a note by it thats the worst way for him to find out your discovery
budster1993 2
under to spew on Victoria secert for **** a vibrator to shove up his ass