Today, I asked my friend to come sit next to me in class. I pulled out the chair next to me. Coincidentally, she started to sit at that same moment. Now both she and my teacher are convinced I did it on purpose, and they want to have a talk with my parents. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
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Top comments
loueasy 23
It's ok. One time i accidentally slipped and fell into my friend while holding a knife. Police said I "stabbed" him purposefully. I only tripped like 5 times.
Lorenzo1102 21
Even if she fell what's the big deal? It's not like she got seriously hurt and even if you were joking it's not the worse thing someone could possibly do
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Comments (53)
DappeRB 12
if I fits I sits
MassiDelta 28
But she didn't fit... She wasn't worthy
LycanGod 27
chair denied!
DestinyNiya 33
I think they're making a big deal out of nothing. Hopefully they'll agree with you. Good luck!
bandaidstations 28
Totally unrelated but you are incredibly beautiful
Xobubblyxo 23
That sucks OP, but I'm sure if you explain and your friend knows it was an accident, everything will be fine.
KelseyDaBoyz 21
Hopefully they understand that you didn't do it on purpose! Besides, is pulling out a chair really means for meeting with the parents?
Lorenzo1102 21
Even if she fell what's the big deal? It's not like she got seriously hurt and even if you were joking it's not the worse thing someone could possibly do
smackaroonial 20
You can get seriously hurt though, I don't know the exact terminology, but someone I know got a ruptured disc in his spine when someone pulled a chair out from under him. He was in great shape when that happened. Now he has to go to the doctor for a spine fusion or something every 6 months.
loueasy 23
It's ok. One time i accidentally slipped and fell into my friend while holding a knife. Police said I "stabbed" him purposefully. I only tripped like 5 times.
Toolishing 22
Genius
syki 22
My late husband ran into my knife ten times. Accidents happen.
dezman2000 21
That's how super villains are born.
Raath00 7
Your "friend" is convinced you did it on purpose? Wow. Friends 4 life!
klorehore 24
The body language of someone who is about to sit down is quite obvious op! Im not even sure if I believe you ;)
smackaroonial 20
I totally agree with you. Also, if the chair was far enough out to already be sat in, you don't need to pull it out further.
Zoldyck 17
I've seen this happen, so I don't completely agree with that. It's an accident on both parts.
wolf12king 12
Yup people are being taught by idiots, you're friend at the very least will understand if you haven't done something on this level before
sstahpp 33
Oh the irony!