Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Gross
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Arnold Layne
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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lolwhat_fml 0
...WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP why the **** were you in his pillow?!
KamilleBlack 3
Uh....I don't get it. Is ur brother a sick perv? Not because of the Victoria's secret but the fact that it's his sister's underwear and...what does he need a vibrator for? I'm confused....
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Comments (109)
omghehehe 0
Ewwwwww, your own brother (gagging)! Looks like your room got raided by him. But, I guess, it's normal for you two to do that.
thefull9yards 4
who's older the op or the brother? the op could of just been helping to clean the brothers room when that happended. either way the parents and brother and op all have to have a serious talk. that's just perverted and weird.
SubjectDelta 0
Says you
queenconeja 0
u 2 have serious boundary issues!
helloimtorie 0
why do you guys say op? i'm new to this lol
WhyCantIDoRight 5
It stands for Optimus Prime...
emmaemmaemma_fml 0
Maybe the brother was a female on the inside. I'm not kidding, I've read a book about someone like this.
Subal_fml 8
You have no idea what a transsexual is, do you?
piqqu 0
incest, gay, and horny?
shankapotamous15 3
oh my god...your brother? that would really freak me out!
turboless 0
pretty much he is stepping one foot out the closet and soon will come to the dark side of the force!
BryonyBabs 0
What the actual ****? =| thats messed up.
Mx718 0
This sends a cold shiver down my spine...