poorhamster
United States
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
deadhamster
United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
roze198765
United States
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Anonymous
United States
So…
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Devin
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
traumatised
United Kingdom
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
riptoofie
United States
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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iliketurdles 7
Nom nom nom nom..
knibbsy 4
Sounds like that one time my pet rabbit escaped and I found it lying dead, next to me in the morning. It was wet and soggy. I chewed it.
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Pocahontas22_fml 0
That's both disgusting, and sad. sorry OP
moogzorz 0
I got mine to work. you have to make sure your email address is verified and everything. but sometimes the comments just simply don't post. I usually have to post mine 2 or 3 times before it works
bluekiwi_fml 0
al least it's alive
bluekiwi_fml 0
^^^ignore
leelee12_fml 0
**** the hamster's life.
mmoroney9 5
**** your life. it's her pet
Raffra 0
If you think that makes your life suck then I guess ignoranse is not bliss.
GagaForGaga103 1
at least he's not dead. I came home to find my hamster crushed under his wheel and my sister won't apologize for putting the wheel to low. she said she didn't know he liked to go under it so it wasn't her fault.):
brenkite 5
it happened to me
Silverangel007 3
86, now that's an fml deserving post.Your sister is being a bitch, she deserves salted tea and sweetened sandwich.If you catch my drift;-).Otherwise back to the soggy but alive hamster.I'm sorry for sounding bitchy in advance but it wasn't exactly a smart move on your part to keep pets that can be each other's meal. Be glad that it's alive and next time make absolutely sure they don't cross paths.