Today, after training for six months in martial arts, I was ready to stand up against my bully. When he approached me. I found out the hard way he’s been doing martial arts since he was six. I didn’t know that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I discovered the hard way that training in martial arts means nothing when the thug harassing your wife at the bar has a mate stood behind you ready, willing, and able to kick you square in the balls with a toe-capped work boot while you’re getting into your correct fighting stance. FML
Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Today, a few years after getting mugged inspired me to start hitting the gym and taking karate classes, I was mugged again, this time in front of my girlfriend who I actually met at the gym. I was knocked out with one punch. It was the same mugger with the same neck tattoo. FML
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, I got proof that martial arts don’t really work, I’ve supposedly worked my way up to my black belt, and I challenged my brother to a match. He floored me with one punch before I could do anything, and he only weight lifts to keep in shape, he’s never done martial arts in his life. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Did you do the Crane Kick? As Mr. Miyagi says, "If do right, no can defend."
Grizz8831 14
while I am against violence, and cheap shots... some times it isn't about a fair fight. thick hard cover text book, side of the head as you lass by infront of his friends. the point here is to make them leave you alone, and the best way when authority refuses to step in, is to make the bully scared of payback. violence is bad but they play the game they take their chances as a bully...
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RichardPencil 32
Did you do the Crane Kick? As Mr. Miyagi says, "If do right, no can defend."
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
His bully had watched Karate KId 2 and knew how to defend against it.
Grizz8831 14
while I am against violence, and cheap shots... some times it isn't about a fair fight. thick hard cover text book, side of the head as you lass by infront of his friends. the point here is to make them leave you alone, and the best way when authority refuses to step in, is to make the bully scared of payback. violence is bad but they play the game they take their chances as a bully...