Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
DIY
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Be careful what you wish for…
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Top comments
expertsmilee 26
Probably not the breast feeling in the world.
lex1459 38
Hey, think of all the money you saved not having to buy all new ones! That's a plus, right? Those things are so stupidly expensive
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saffy66 34
Look at it this way - they didn't shrink, and you haven't beefed up elsewhere otherwise it wouldn't fit round you.
moomimamoo 24
Your username makes it that much better!
Silk_Routes 14
Bra-vo!
Pandacupcakelove 26
I feel you, girl, but don't worry too much about it. There are a lot of positive sides to having small breasts. You don't have that much in your way, it's better for your back and honestly the size of your breasts doesn't really matter. Love what you've got!
kirkaygri 18
And shirts fit you correctly! I'm a 36 DDD and have to buy huge and alter down so I'm not wearing a tent but not squished like pancakes. And some I just can't wear. Forget halters, or anything with formed cups. It's a blessing and a curse.
Rose_1893 9
117 you should try shopping for bras at lane bryant if there is one near you. they cater specifically to women with larger breasts and the bras are actually adorable.
karcummings 19
bra size song matter! we know how you feel
hsbzjsnsos 12
guys don't care about breast sizes, as long as you have breasts you're golden.
Geckosrock99 33
Actually, smaller breasts will be made fun of, if not by stuck up bitches, then by douchebags. Grew up with shit like that.
limabeans101029 21
74- Totally. "Pancakes" was my nickname for the first two years of high school.
Algorithm 24
This might come as a shock, but not everything women do and feel is all about men and what they like.
abNormal62 23
Your cups don't have to runneth over, to be plentiful
wakemeupplease 21
the struggle is real
chocolatelover96 14
At least you won't get black eyes running for public transport :) Small breasts are just as attractive as larger ones. And it's easier to find pretty bras.
ZoroMiHawk 25
Small breasts are super hot.