Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
DIY
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Be careful what you wish for…
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Top comments
expertsmilee 26
Probably not the breast feeling in the world.
lex1459 38
Hey, think of all the money you saved not having to buy all new ones! That's a plus, right? Those things are so stupidly expensive
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Comments (160)
Rose_1893 9
That's a good thing in my book. I'm a DDD and these things are murder on my back.
monster1109 18
you poor thing
natsumeduckworth 3
If your back is having trouble holding up the weight, you might want to look into trying out pilates. That form of exercise strengthens inner muscles, including those in the spinal column. I've been told that this is good for improving posture, as well as making it easier for one to hold up heavy breasts. I haven’t spent much time doing pilates, but my sisters have, and they were impressed with the results!
wickedhyype 17
Lol....how is this an fml? Small breasts aren't unattractive... At least not to me.
cari_cat 19
If it's a training bra maybe you didn't complete your training.
poppunkette 22
Meow
AndyPurdy 31
who cares?
AllSoul 23
OP, obviously.
StiffPvtParts 43
I do.
TallMist 32
You obviously care enough to read the FML and then comment on it.
flyingmind_fml 17
think of it positively u don't hav to buy new bras n may b save some money for panties if u know wt i mean :p
clairesucks 37
That was so hard to read
fmlsams 27
No, #23, I don't know what you mean. Perhaps if you tried again in English?
AllSoul 23
I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't know what she means.
SilverZephyr 20
That really wasn't that hard to read....
Nexa_fml 21
It's not the size of her boobs that matter, it's the size of her heart :)
poppunkette 22
I can only wish to be in your shoes op! Mine from a year ago don't fit! I would give anything to be like you!
Abdul888 16
No No No, your size is just perfect.
poppunkette 22
Trust me chronic back pain and not being able to buy cute bras unless they are custom made sucks! Your a guy you wouldn't understand
noberg 14
Had your breast-friend been using it this whole time?
imkool136 22
Who cares?!? You still technically have boobs. I personally don't care about breast size as long as you can still actually see the difference between chest and boob. That's what I've always thought.
AndyPurdy 31
it doesn't matter if you have small breasts,not all men like big breasts you know
soccerbeast24680 8
lies!!!!
AndyPurdy 31
Shut up,I wouldn't mind small breasts
shemademedoit 20
I can agree to that :)