Elizabeth Ann
Today, at work, I fainted and hit my head. When I told my boyfriend, he said, “Why does it matter?” FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sandysmith
United States
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
wifeofafainter
Bronx, United States
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Clumsy Clumsy
Spruce Grove, Canada
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
HelpPlease
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Arielle
Australia
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Heather Scurfield
Witney, United Kingdom
Assumptions
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
FirstImpressionist
Great first impression
Today, at work, where I am the boss’s son, I introduced myself to the new guy and starting working on a project. Not five minutes into it, I apparently had a seizure, passed out, smashed my face on the work table, and regained consciousness in a state of confusion with EMTs surrounding me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Top comments
GamerChickxoxo 16
next time he wants sex just say "why does it matter" Then bring up your relationship and say "why does it matter" -send him packin and find someone who cares about you
RichardPencil 32
Obviously, the part of you he’s most interested in doesn’t reside between your ears.
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Comments (10)
Joshua Daniel 5
He doesn’t seem a very nice fella, maybe find another
chosha_fml 27
Well him being dropped on his head as a baby seems to have mattered.
RichardPencil 32
Obviously, the part of you he’s most interested in doesn’t reside between your ears.
GamerChickxoxo 16
next time he wants sex just say "why does it matter" Then bring up your relationship and say "why does it matter" -send him packin and find someone who cares about you
Trinity Fenwick 7
DUMP HIM NOW!!! that piece of cow dung trying to pass himself off as a man is really a self centered child that does not deserve for you to even give him the time of day. you deserve much much better. good luck.
amos_katelyn 7
Here’s your sign. Get a new boyfriend.
icemand90 17
not saying he isnt a douche, but how good are your communication skills? my SO sucks at being direct clear/concise. way too roundabout and rambling
nadisco 15
You need to leaveeee
Nina_Kristy 11
I’d dump his butt