Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
DIY
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Be careful what you wish for…
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Top comments
expertsmilee 26
Probably not the breast feeling in the world.
lex1459 38
Hey, think of all the money you saved not having to buy all new ones! That's a plus, right? Those things are so stupidly expensive
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marcusbjohnson 4
as long as your ****** is the same size as it was 8 years ago too, then you have nothing to worry about.
Algorithm 24
When I see a comment that boils down to "hurrdurr tight vaginas", I automatically assume the person posting it learned everything they "know" about vaginas from reddit and ****.
limabeans101029 21
139- Totally. The whole 'lots of sex=loose ******' is a complete myth.
syed121417 22
The ****** is pretty muscular, durable and can shrink back to its own size and (maybe smaller sometimes) even after birth. I agree with 139
vivaellefashion 14
I will happily exchange my D cup for yours.
Peachtranquility 15
Funny, the same thing happened to me the other day. Send me hope :'(
shemademedoit 20
wow. but hey at least you can still use it :)
Pauline96_fml 20
I understand your pain. But from what my sister tells me, small boobs are easier to deal with.
syed121417 22
Size doesn't really matter, hun. ☺️
BvbArmy_0 18
If your first bra was a training bra, I feel your pain, but boob size doesn't matter as long as they look reaaalllly nice ^_^ the sooner one learns that lesson, the better life is
rockwrench 18
I agree. We're all not perfect. To me whats more memorable is a lady thats fun to be around.
EspecialK 3
That just means you've been a stable weight throughout your life. You'll probably have a rockin' body when you're elderly.
seidel123 3
Wait you are 200 miles away from a car repair shop ?!?!
TallMist 32
Wtf?