Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
DIY
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Be careful what you wish for…
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Top comments
expertsmilee 26
Probably not the breast feeling in the world.
lex1459 38
Hey, think of all the money you saved not having to buy all new ones! That's a plus, right? Those things are so stupidly expensive
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Comments (160)
doodlebug33 20
Thanks for keeping us abreast
rockwrench 18
You might say thats a real titty twister.
joshi42 16
You must be good in planking.
mergeterge 24
I don't see why this is a bad thing... It means you're still thin and in shape and you don't have to spend money on expensive bras.
squarecircles 13
Then pay more attention to what you do like about yourself and you'll see how a silly thing like breast size won't even matter. Trust me I'm pretty much in the same boat ;)
marcusbjohnson 4
there are plenty of pedophiles that will love that.
Meowfml 8
All boobs are good boobs. Love your boobs.
lolz_box 12
I'm a boy and might not understand but why is this bad?
DedSecUser 13
Heyyy I was born in Slovakia :)
Hime9908 22
It depends if your first bra fitted you when you had it like were you mis-sized when you got it
truecountrybitch 22
don't feel bad after three kids (and not having breasts to begin with) I'm smaller than my first bra...I'm now not even an A I have to get bras from the children's section and I'm 5'7" ...and not a anorexic or anything :(