Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
DIY
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Snap!
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Be careful what you wish for…
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Top comments
expertsmilee 26
Probably not the breast feeling in the world.
lex1459 38
Hey, think of all the money you saved not having to buy all new ones! That's a plus, right? Those things are so stupidly expensive
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wertyo102 7
I know the feeling, OP. I'm 20 and still a 32A. Try not to worry about it too much. No one really cares about the size of your boobs but you. Just embrace being part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee and love your body as it is :)
Heather1492 4
At least you didn't get wider
emo_child615 19
Hey, at least you don't really need to buy bras till the old ones are warn out. I have to buy all new bras every six months cause my boobs refuse to stop growing. I've gone up 3 cup sizes in the past year alone.
soccerbeast24680 8
small boobs
Nealah 12
To all the people saying, "Not all men like big breasts, don't worry" Why do her breasts have to be so crucial to her appearance? Maybe she's not into men in the first place? What does it matter what men think of her? I'm not a psycho feminist or anything, but seriously. It's just a blub of fat. Get over it and learn to appreciate yourself and other people for who they truly are and not the size of the fat on their chest.
RackCity1325 5
It's still pretty cold to be having all of these mosquito bites.
tonchec 3
I would be happy to fit in my first bra, but I won't because I'm way fatter now :(
nikkyham011 7
hey look on the bright side: least you dont have to buy new ones.
Lord_Rythin 0
As a man, I don't get it.
uhnevermind 24
Imagine your disappointment if you realized your penis hadn't grown since puberty. It's not a perfect analogy, but it works.
SHMANDER 4
This to me really isn't fml worthy, tons of guys prefer smaller breasts, myself included. The delusion that large breasts are the best is not only impractical but downright silly.