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kenbez123 Santa Venera, Malta

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

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The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.

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Vegetarian I guess?

Might want to assist them in getting checked for dementia or something

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Obey_StudBoii 23

This is the part where you assist her and make sure she doesn't have dementia

That's kind of what I was thinking. Or maybe epilepsy. A friend of mine has epilepsy and when she had her first fit she kinda went nuts... friends found her on the floor making paper hats and she had no idea who she was or where she was.

Obey_StudBoii 23

#64 I'm sorry but that had me laughing for a good second. Sorry about your friend. I suffer from seizures as well. I've found that in time the medicine has erased some of my memory which such all together.

Is your neighbor a horse by any chance?

Sleepwalker or just a bit off?

Only in malta...

Organic is the way to go

More like WTF

#15 What the hell?

She may be old but she still sounds like a Flower Child. (:

defuq is this? lol

I started laughing, and then I realized oh... Aw. Help them out OP, take them back to the house and test them for dementia. Sad disease.