kenbez123
Santa Venera, Malta
Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML
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kenbez123 10
The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.
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rob02 19
Vegetarian I guess?
WCARlover 35
Might want to assist them in getting checked for dementia or something
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rob02 19
Vegetarian I guess?
suboy 10
The lack of rhubarb comments is quite startling.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
I LOVE YOUR NAME OP! HA!
LeFrogDog 27
dont be scared go pet the elderly person
TheCanucklehead 22
#38 what if they bite
nurchok 15
Some people have weird fetishes...
ILoveMyArm 15
@56 Not to worry, you can't bite without teeth.
Caitie_kid 8
Either they really actually can't afford food or a way to get to a store, or they might be having mental problems. Either way, giving them a sandwich is a nice gesture.
jesustitts 20
#68 my son has no teeth and "bites" me hard with his gums while he breastfeeds. And it hurts. He also "bites" my fingers, toes. Anything he can get in his mouth.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
That would be a crazy sight to see
WCARlover 35
Might want to assist them in getting checked for dementia or something
Welshite 40
To be fair, many different flowers are edible and quite tasty.
Welshite 40
*sigh* I was hoping I actually wouldn't have to put a list. Here are a few: chamomile, dandelion, jasmine, hibiscus, rose, lavender, squash blossoms, and yucca. You can cook them and eat them in different ways. If you've ever had a flower tea, you've ingested properties of flowers. I shouldn't even have to talk about the famous spice: saffron.
iSpasticFantasti 14
It's okay Welshite, as a tea fanatic, I understood you.
RedPillSucks 33
You can also make wine. My mum use to make wine from dandelion and rose hips
OnlyAvailableID 28
Admittedly, eating flowers hasn't sounded so appetising when you put it that way. Might have a quick snack on some orchids.
RedPillSucks 33
Yes. We did that as kids also. Sadly, I would never let my kids do that cause of all the pesticide use. I don't know how I managed to survive as we didn't exactly know what kind of flowers we got after. Probably could have been poisonous.
graceinsheepwear 34
31, *sigh* I didn't see anyone begging for a list.
hcollins1 18
78, 31 put a list because when he posted his first comment he was being down voted, so he thought he'd clarify what he meant.
cosicosei 22
I am not looking forward to the day I go senile...
Mideoyeo 12
Make sure your neighbour is ok!!):
Pandacupcakelove 26
I think it's pretty safe to say the neighbour is not ok...
Mideoyeo 12
I kmow she isn't ok, as 2 said she might have dementia and her familgy might not even know she's out and about. So I was simply implying to make sure she knows where she is and if she's doing ok.
CaptMurdock 25
Mm tasty, I love to chomp down on a good rose or even gardenia occasionally. Doesn't everyone do that??
naznafeathers 22
I'm more of a daffodil person. Layers of flowery goodness
Axipiter 24
Stop it. You're making my mouth water...
RedPillSucks 33
We use to suck the nectar out of certain flowers
mmizbbz210 13
#52, i remember in my childhood house we had wild honeysuckle plants that we'd eat the honey that was inside.
mattrd_fml 31
me too! honeysuckle!
SweetJTBR 22
This made me think of that PowerPuff Girls episode where they all turn to dogs... For whatever reason. xD
Capt_Oblivious 10
Careful, do not disturb the elderly while they are grazing.
brittaaany_93 38
That sure will give a new meaning to the saying "smells like roses"
jococo7787 3
At least you know if she runs out of food she will never go hungry.
olpally 33
She needs help op. sounds like she has mental issues. :/
LaLince 40
You said your neighcow?
hcollins1 18
Neighcow? Sounds like a weird horse-cow.