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kenbez123 Santa Venera, Malta

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

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The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Vegetarian I guess?

Might want to assist them in getting checked for dementia or something

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Another reason why I'm scared to get really old.

Tell her to leaf!

Ummm.... what?

Herbivorous dinosaurs still exist I guess...

sometimes I like to pretend I'm a goat

Maybe you should call someone to check on her /:

The_9th_Doctor 18

maybe she wanted to freshen her breath before she made a move on you

Don't go too flowery on her when you see her.

and the neighbour of the year award goes to... #12!

glamorous18 10

Vegan Bath Salts!!!!