kenbez123
Santa Venera, Malta
Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML
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kenbez123 10
The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.
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rob02 19
Vegetarian I guess?
WCARlover 35
Might want to assist them in getting checked for dementia or something
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SanpakuEyes 18
I hope they don't also try to "fertilize" the garden!
kenbez123 10
The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.
Obey_StudBoii 23
The ****** hell OP lol? Seriously..it's time to move.
Rawr6591 21
that is weird as hell but also just as funny
LilMissHotHead 10
Did you find out why he did that?
jennababe98 9
This strangely reminds me of that seahorse from the Spongebob episode.
RsSsCamaro 4
Elderly people are strange.. Did he know a dog probably pissed on them? Barf!
jgw_it2 12
lol, you still have no closure
Bludmagnus 13
WOW..... he needs help.
Vagitarian1 10
Was there someone behind her hiding in the bushes?
carlosdanger33 2
OP. stop putting U's in words where they don't belong (it is neighbor, not neighbour). It makes you seem douchey. You are welcome.
Serisent 26
Since OP is European, the 'u' in 'neighbour' is perfectly normal.
kasmol 16
Now I know why the lawn at the local senior center is so nice even though I never see a lawn mower.
mattrd_fml 31
hey gotta give him/her credit. most people are too busy these days to take time to stop and taste the roses.
Reesienpiper 4
better than all fours in the bedroom, right or wrong?
RoboCunnilingus 23
Wrong.
FrankHotpants 31
Is this like the woman who was caught stealing rhubarb?
ghil15 8
one hungry vegitarian
TrackGirl19 29
Dementia possibly? Should get him checked out