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kenbez123 Santa Venera, Malta

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

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The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.

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Vegetarian I guess?

Might want to assist them in getting checked for dementia or something

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Was she a zombie? Make sure you plant a bunch of Peashooters, Zombies are dangerous!

Suggest he get checked for dementia

Celfyndel 16

This actually kind of inspired me. I'm now going to draw an elderly man eating flowers out of a garden because..well..I can! :D

musicalmayhem 4

…oh

You took pictures right?

This will forever be my favourite thing

bleedingglitter 24

Might be time for adult protective services to start checking in on him...

You know he might have some sort of mental disorder.

And that kids is why you shouldn't take acid.