kenbez123
Santa Venera, Malta
Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML
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kenbez123 10
The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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rob02 19
Vegetarian I guess?
WCARlover 35
Might want to assist them in getting checked for dementia or something
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TheDrifter 24
Turn the hose on her, it'll look like she's a geriatric mud wrestler. Plus, thick garden mud will hide the wrinkles.
123man 11
Throw a leash on him and see if he'll consent to a walk around the neighborhood. Hell, if you gotta live around freaks, you might as well enjoy the experience!
HeartOfLead 24
Well, when you live next to a master of hypnosis, things tend to get "interesting"...
TheDrifter 24
Well, op's garden is cheaper than dog food and high in fiber. The ultimate senior saver meal plan.
HeartOfLead 24
Tell her to quit horsing around, crazy neigh-bors these days...
corocoro 30
Time to call social services.
SamanthaNGoree 10
We're you nice enough to let them finish their meal?
SamanthaNGoree 10
Were**
Bevspeaks 11
She was pretending to be a horse maybe? no? Okay I'll just go into the Corner of Death to die now.
LithFlavored 10
Sucks getting old. You should help him/her to stop doing that. Flowers are replaceable
LithFlavored 10
That's kind of demeaning no?