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kenbez123 Santa Venera, Malta

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

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The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.

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Vegetarian I guess?

Might want to assist them in getting checked for dementia or something

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And they say the elderly are wise and to learn from them

BriannaMGK 15

Tell them to just eat the weeds next time, keeps you from having to pull them up! ;)

TheModernPatriot 14

Dementia much?

that is so creepy :o

laurapiggy 3

Alzheimer's is crazy like that.

I want what ever drugs he's on :s

Like a boss!!! xD

Take pictures. You can thank me later...

Sounds like my Great Grand Mother. I just spent a week with her in Vermont surviving off nuts and lettuce. I'm a heavy beef eater and was having "withdrawals"