kenbez123
Santa Venera, Malta
Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML
Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML
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kenbez123 10
The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.
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rob02 19
Vegetarian I guess?
WCARlover 35
Might want to assist them in getting checked for dementia or something
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Comments (120)
DrowRanger 1
Sounds like a garden variety case of dementia. Hope your neighbor gets the help that he or she needs!
Xotoolyxo 16
Rude much? Wouldn't you go over and see if she's okay instead.
jw90 18
I see nothing wrong here
thatgirlincali 13
Time to call animal control.
simoncat 11
At least s/he wasn't using it as a "cat box." Right?
kpc2424 13
You should provide a salt lick
RedPillSucks 33
Obviously after taking pictures, uploading to Facebook and YouTube, and posting on FML
ViviMage 40
Roses are high in vitamin C!
awkward_gothlady 32
That's more of a WTF? than an FML...
awkward_gothlady 32
Not sure what rule I violated here. I didn't say anything to offend anyone, I didn't say it wasn't FML-worthy or say it was fake, I didn't use text language...WTF?
Omniprism 15
I would call someone. The ambulance or try to find their family's number. People can have mini strokes and what not. I hope they were speaking clearly. Next time call someone.
graceinsheepwear 34
Who speaks clearly with a mouth full of flowers?
kenbez123 10
I plan on talking to his family when they visit