Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
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ohhhsnapple 14
You're his only child that YOU know about... Surprise!
TrueTriage 16
You could respond by breaking down and saying your dad is a lesbian.
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Comments (73)
alfred07 18
You're his only child that you know of
AGB10 19
Plot twist: OP is a drag queen..
angelitared 27
Brother from another momma!!!!
NinjaBunny026 16
I'm pretty sure it's "brother from another mother" I know the meaning is the same, but still
buckeyed 20
I agree with #20. Always go for the rhyme.
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe she was rhyming with another (anotha) instead of brother.
foxfur 25
time for a talk with dad.
brainsoverbeauty 21
Maybe you should ask your dad why you were never aware of the existence of your alleged half brother.
Ceruleanst 5
40% of homeless youth are gay/bi/trans. Half of them were thrown out, and the other half fled.
awkwardlysmiles 12
Ugh, Im just a little confused on how this relates to the FML...
onlymytwocents 9
Gay adult here, formerly gay youth... That's a bunch of bullshit for like 90% of the country(USA). If 40% of homeless were gay youth, they would be cleaner with a lot better fashion sense
Ceruleanst 5
The implication is that she may have an older brother who was expelled from the household before she was born.
cristy91 33
That's a hard case of gay if it turned you into a woman
perdix 31
Show him your **** and say, "You don't have a son!" Drunks respond powerfully to **** -- that's the whole topless bar business model.
RedPillSucks 33
I hope they don't respond to **** they're related to.
worldclassrager 41
Truth come out about an affair? Either way he was drunk didn't know what he was saying...
viameighan 2
at least now you know you have a brother, a gay one