Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
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ohhhsnapple 14
You're his only child that YOU know about... Surprise!
TrueTriage 16
You could respond by breaking down and saying your dad is a lesbian.
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Comments (73)
skyeyez9 25
Either you have a gay brother you haven't met yet, or he was so inebriated, he was speaking nonsense. Ask him about it when he is sober.
gentrysu 10
Sounds to me like there may be a surprise in your future.
MrBoredomioo 18
He is drunk as ****, and you have a man face.
Omniprism 15
Maybe he has another child you don't know about.
imbedderdenu 23
oh wow...good luck with that??
cutycat136 28
Maybe dad's got some explaining to do perhaps?
MakaylaReneeB 8
Maybe, you look like a boy?
RedPillSucks 33
It's normal for drunk dads to confess about newly found gay sons???
martin8337 36
Sounds like you have a half brother out there that you don't know about
rec_chem 22
Sounds to me like there's something he knows and you don't...