Today, I found out that my sex face is definitely amusing after the third girl in a row started laughing at it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML
Today, my husband and I made a sex tape because I thought it sounded fun. After we watched it, I learned I have the ugliest orgasm face I've ever seen. Now I don't want sex ever again because all I can think about is how stupid I look. FML
Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML
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Top comments
zingline89 18
Are you sure that's the head they're laughing at?
daniel_dd31 13
Doggy style so they won't see your face.
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zingline89 18
Are you sure that's the head they're laughing at?
ItsAUnicorn 27
But why not change your face to neutral or something? Of you feel really embarassed about it, better play safe
RadikulRam 16
#15 Film yourself having sex, in 3 years time, and you'll see if that's possible.
feelingold 18
That's the least of your problems... If the sex was great she wouldn't be focusing on the expression. Up your game.
citygirl28 11
Look OP, most guys make some pretty funny expressions but if the sex is great she won't even notice. But the truth is that casual sex - while there's nothing wrong with it - is rarely mindblowing. Focus on developing a really strong chemistry and attraction with one girl, date, let tension build, plenty of kissing & unresolved foreplay - get to know what she likes before simply having sex. Even then it may take a few times before you really click with her sexually.
ItsAUnicorn 27
#19 I personally don't think that filming a 15 Y/o during sex is a very bright idea... But according to OP's story I assume that the sex isn't that great, because otherwise these girls wouldn't pay that much attention to his sex face (if the girl is really enjoying it, she wouldn't burst out laughing..) And whenever the sex isn't great it must be easier to adjust his face, right?
JMichael 26
30-he did say 3 years time. So when you are 18.
johnpaisley 6
Wrong head he is talking
Sports_guy3 28
I can't believe this?! I moderated this no, and it still got in. WTF
swaggalikethat 22
At least you got laid, Op.
Javier6597 19
I wonder if she laughed as much as the gf of the guy who yells "KHAN!" when he comes
mkcontrollers 11
Time to start giving it to them from behind!!
eddeeezzyy 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why were you even giving a random girl the sex face in the first place? That's just plain creepy. It's basically like the rape face almost.
jay2bird776 6
Well Aren't you a genius
feelingold 18
2's just too decent a guy for this FML...
graceinsheepwear 34
You have an expression you think of as "the rape face"? Because that's not creepy at all.
bubblyhayley 16
you really need to reread the op ...
shutupmichaela 18
aw, bless #2. Such innocence.
daniel_dd31 13
Doggy style so they won't see your face.
gc327072 31
Then they can both watch X-files
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
Well, you and me Baby ain't nothing but mammals after all.
Ladisa 28
Let's do it like they do it on Discovery Channel.
onealmxwilson 18
Sex is a Texas job
TheGreatAlexande 12
In a row as in within the same day or...?
Nyx_fml 23
OP was just talking about the queue of girls lining up to have sex with him.
RedPillSucks 33
well, because nobody can resist the funny sex face. :-o
Infamous_Tora 12
Practice makes perfect. Keep at it, You'll eventually get the face down to where its not that funny
gumbler 5
At least your getting some haha
Kruiser 16
Well hey if this is the third girl in a row at least you're doing something right! Always a bright side op :)
rebellionwars 11
Um no, the girls the only reason this person is getting laid more than once is because these women haven't seen this face he is making.
CallMeWindSock 24
You haven't either, shut up.
tranced_ 45
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
try control your emotions pal
eddeeezzyy 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Haha I guess for some people, it's just too hard to resist! Kinda like a Glenn Quagmire type of thing, I would say.
IvyOswin 17
Keep them engaged. If you're doing an awesome job, they won't be focusing on anything specific like your sex face. Blow their minds and I'm sure they won't laugh.
castleofg1ass 19
At least you're bringing them some sort of joy during sex. Some guys can't even make it fun
Atrocyty 16
O wow, that is unfortunate.