Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
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Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
To do what?
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
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hernamewaslola 0
alright first of all, you all need to relax. Maybe he wasn't going through the trash, maybe the stupid ***** left it on top. second of all, dude that sucks!
wafflemonger 0
You're right, sex toys don't cum. However, as the post above me pointed out, some sex toys need lube. And even if they don't, they still need to be cleaned thoroughly after each usage. A condom is a good way of keeping toys clean--I even know of a few adult websites that recommend this. Also, it's entirely possible she was using something that was not a sex toy for sexual purposes, and wanted to keep things clean down there. I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that she's cheating just because of the condom. But if you have other reasons to suspect foul play, then definitely try and find out what's going on.
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shmangled 0
I say, go find some skanky Russian girl, bang her brains out, take pics (if she agrees) and leave them lying about where you know she will find them. P.s. Don't mention anything about the condom wrapper until she asks about the pics, perhaps take pics of the wrapper too and leave it with the other pics ;)
Creamysweeps 5
LEAVE IT ALL ON TOP OF UR TRASHCAN!
midnyte 0
How hot are her friends? Play the sympathy card.
maiden_girl 5
She could own a ***** for all you know... It's easier to use a condom in case you wanna go front to back to avoid transferring.
tzar06 0
I use condoms on my sex toys!!! :))
alotta_fachina 0
i doubt he was particularly looking through her trash... he probably used a tissue or whatever and threw it in the trashcan and the condom was on top of all the trash
Bee123_fml 0
u so asked for it by looking through her trash
andlysslysssayss 0
maybe she was just experimenting. maybe practicing for you... sorry dude that sucks
TEAZO 0
lalala just maybe u wern't good enough for her. i could use a man lol jk. but whatever th reason was u should just talk it out before going into anything over your head.
HOLYSHADOOBIE 0
It might not actually be her used one. All I know is that my best friend has an apartment adn sometimes...I might take my boyfriend over there, because I have a key. :)
HOLYSHADOOBIE 0
NVM, just saw your comment. I'm glad you dumped her. She totally deserved it.