Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my trash can. I have been happily married to my wife for 7 years, and we use other forms of birth control. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
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Top comments
hernamewaslola 0
alright first of all, you all need to relax. Maybe he wasn't going through the trash, maybe the stupid ***** left it on top. second of all, dude that sucks!
wafflemonger 0
You're right, sex toys don't cum. However, as the post above me pointed out, some sex toys need lube. And even if they don't, they still need to be cleaned thoroughly after each usage. A condom is a good way of keeping toys clean--I even know of a few adult websites that recommend this. Also, it's entirely possible she was using something that was not a sex toy for sexual purposes, and wanted to keep things clean down there. I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that she's cheating just because of the condom. But if you have other reasons to suspect foul play, then definitely try and find out what's going on.
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Comments (67)
bobbinika 1
dang doesnt anybody read the comments that chick is a **** its good that your not returning her calls.. cut her out of your life
xroflmaoxd 0
whys everyone think its going through her trash? i mean he could be just throwing something away and it happened to be on top everyones always jumping to conclusions and you dont ever see people taking the defensive side
drellavp 0
well, looks like he was right.
podrummer9209 0
Good call on searching, but why in the first place? Kinda... eh, i dunno. I just refuse to violate others' privacy, especially after how badly one girl did to me, so I find this quite literally impossible to fathom. But, at least you were right.
YNasty 0
I agree with #36...get with all of her friends then her sister and/or mom
twilightgirl21 0
she is a **** break up with her bust ask her whay that was there first.
biancaosuna 0
U went through her trash?!? Okaaay...strange but whatever
redbluegreen 41
I hate when the OP responds to an FML. It kinda ruins our ability to rant and say stupid shit. You should've mentioned there was semen in it though in the original FML and that you were taking out her trash. I hate cheaters though.
0mg_fml 0
they dont cum but i never use a sex toy without a condom on it 1st of all you can never clean a sex toy 100% 2nd its easier to clean the lube off of it
0mg_fml 0
but her the best thing is to confront her just say u saw the condom and ask her to explain :) cheer up