Today, I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub for my boyfriend. I leaned back and caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
Today, I mixed drunkenness with sensual oils, a lot of whiskey, a massage, and scented candles, which resulted in accidentally setting my husband's back hair on fire. FML
Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, I thought it would be sexy to cook dinner in lingerie. Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was cooking. I jumped and burned my boobs with boiling cooking oil. FML
Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML
Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML
Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed. He had the brilliant idea to wave it around to put it out. Burning pieces of plastic landed on my arm. FML
Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML
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Top comments
Girlytoes 6
He probably thought that was hot(;
love_rose18 9
This girl is on fire!!!!
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Comments (84)
Girlytoes 6
He probably thought that was hot(;
Imhere4fml 24
She became way too hot for him, so he had to put her out
Murilirum 23
Saw that one coming.
domking1315 20
Dont you mean saw that one cumming?
Koppol 15
I guess things were getting heated.
xBethanyC 15
At least you were already in water?
Welshite 40
Well you took being hot to a whole new level, didn't you...
PterodactylMan 23
She set fire to her hair -Adele
raddybear 11
Are you are red head that would make this so much better
love_rose18 9
This girl is on fire!!!!
Dawnstempest 17
So I guess we don't have to light 'em up up up up anymore.
Melix 31
Oh my god I'm I'm tears!
ArielTheMermaid 17
Did he start singing, "You are my fire, the one desire..."?
wannabesinger 16
I'm gonna get thumbed down for this, but #43 your comment totally got me psyched for their concert next week
hcollins1 18
You beat me to this comment! It makes me think about that vine video on Facebook where a girl purposely sets her hair on fire to that song just to get likes.
Olympiakos10 15
I hope you didn't have "This girl is on fire" playing.
obviousboy 8
You were making it hot in there.
donkeykitty 16
well at least you were close to some water!
Imhere4fml 24
You should reconsider where you put the candles next time, OP
Uramonkey 11
Yeah she should put them in the tub next time ... 0_o
Royalistic 8
And they went down on it right after
Posthuman 26
Reminds me of that "girls everywhere are getting hotter and hotter" commercial.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
That commercial is so stupid :( As with 98% of all commercials.
Lilxpie 18
I guess you had a "Hot head." Anyways hope you get better OP.