Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
EmoKami 21
Maybe it's his. lol
pjsr 33
If true, that's more troubling than if it belonged to another girlfriend; brings new meaning to the term 'Mama's boy'
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (59)
neuronerd 29
Something similar happened to me, but my ex insisted it was mine (I wore an XS at the time and it was a M). I seriously understand that sinking, heartbreaking feeling. I'm sorry, OP.
tech1200mk5 6
This may be a good time to get tested.
RememberSchlitz 9
In college it seemed like almost every time I or my roommates ended up with a girl staying overnight, the women would leave their underwear in the bed or on the floor or someplace they'd be found later. Dozens of them, over the years. I cannot imagine that they all just forgot their panties. Is it territory marking or something like that? Is it giving a reason for calling them later without actually saying "hey call me later"? Maybe it's a trophy awarded for doing well in the sack? Inquiring minds want to know!
edward_cooper 10
i dont get it how ppl forgets their undies after sex like ******* how?
tomvertigo 17
I mean, I can't say whether or not he told the truth but it isn't out of the realm of possibility as some have posted nor as creepy as they are saying. How many of you have gone to your parents to do laundry after moving out because the washer at your apartment broke or the laundromat was too expensive?
dzinex7 13
Well, it does say your in Alabama..
RpiesSPIES 27
If his name is Oedipus you might wanna give him the benefit of the doubt.
ulissey_fml 22
His thong got tied ?
Acms 12
Since the author lives in Alabama the panties could be his cousin's.
JSmitty_34 14
You're from Alabama, probably his sisters or cousins or something