Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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EmoKami 21
Maybe it's his. lol
pjsr 33
If true, that's more troubling than if it belonged to another girlfriend; brings new meaning to the term 'Mama's boy'
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Comments (59)
fin55 17
You never know, you ARE in Alabama
_Desiderata_ 9
A lot of people are assuming that the bf cheated. But under what circumstances would a woman leave her underwear? No matter what kind of rush you're in, underwear is the first thing you grab when you're dressing, no? I've left a scarf or jewelry at a guy's before, but never my underwear! This is something I have never understood - would appreciate some help. :)
icefishbaby 14
Maybe if she had been planning to spend the night and had packed a change of clothes?
dmurillo 13
Unless she did it on purpose...js
InfiniteSunshine 32
I've left my underwear at a boyfriend's place before. It's because I changed into a new pair, and accidentally left the other pair on the floor instead if putting it in my bag and it got hidden under other things. Other than that, I can't really see how someone could leave their underwear, unless it was purposely.
ThatHorse 15
Are you sure it wasn't his?
anndj26 2
Shouldn't he be your EX boyfriend by now
Mixed_steel 23
Plot twist: it really was his mom's!
hansmol 11
Maybe he wears lingerie secretly
awesomeamandas 37
There's a number of reasons why there's a thong at your boyfriends place. He could be a cross dresser and when questioned he panics because most people deem that as wrong. If he lives with his mom her underwear could've been accidentally mixed in with his clothes when the laundry was done. If he lives in his own place his mom could've visited and stayed a night or two and accidentally forgot a pair of her underwear. He could've bought them for you as a surprise. An ex of his could've left them at his place long before you came into question and he didn't notice. Or he could've cheated. Don't just assume he cheated up front.
icefishbaby 14
I think there was an FML a few years ago about a girl who found clearly used underwear in her boyfriend's closet and he tried to pass them off as a gift he was hiding for her.
Comrade9591 7
Well what are you waiting for, OP? Gotta go return his mom's thong!
aaronsayshi 21
You are in Alabama after all
TheRareDoge 12
I'm sorry OP. You don't deserve that. There's always a strange possibility he's having a midlife crisis though right? ?