Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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thisismyname_fml 1
tried to play a joke, or tried to test him and then he failed?
aerosparrow 0
I mean, what did you expect? Best case scenario, you piss off your boyfriend by pulling a stunt like that. Worst case, you find out he's cheating on you. Sorry, kinda your fault.
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dabears554 0
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Meow34 0
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fuckmyl1f333 0
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Why would pretend to find something like? You set yourself up for a FAIL
heather_xxo 0
you make no sense.
popoman 0
I don't understand how there are more YDIs than FMLs. She didn't expect her boyfriend to be cheating. Her "joke" didn't cause the boyfriend to cheat. It just sucks that her boyfriend did cheat, and it's good that she found out.
tazgrl 0
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She deserves it cause that's a twisted joke. What is the point of doing something like that? Her doing shit like that is probably exactly why her bf cheated on her!
EastonxStealth 0
maybe he was playing a trick on you?
minnieminroe 0
Oooh SHIT.
thisismyname_fml 1
tried to play a joke, or tried to test him and then he failed?
cp399 14
If it was a joke, she could have waited a few days until April 1st
aerosparrow 0
I mean, what did you expect? Best case scenario, you piss off your boyfriend by pulling a stunt like that. Worst case, you find out he's cheating on you. Sorry, kinda your fault.
LexRB 0
225 it's was a twisted joke. sine I too am a girl I would of punched her in the face. people like that fail in life
madalynk 0
Why would you do that? Pulling a stupid thing like that will never end well.
minnieminroe 0
#6. you face looks as if it belongs to a fat chipmunks. so if anything os stupid in this scenario, it's your face.
lovesick4628 0
#234 that's mean. we all know that your a ****** for putting Minnie mouse as your pic. how's that feel? and you prolly don't understand the art of kindness, either.
CitizenSnipz 0
I like turtles.
karafrickenmona 0
#234 ...so unneccesary. Why roam the internet looking to insult people you will never know?
Ashes_03 0
This is why I always say girls are stupid... despite the fact that I'm a girl. You completely deserved that. Sorry.
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
She DERSERVED to be cheated on? Yes, the joke was mean, but these idiots are completly forgeting about the cheating!
yellowaholic 25
I don't think girls are stupid, I think a lot of people in general are stupid, I think deep down she just wanted to test him to see if he was cheating and he was.
Droo13 0
http://ihatesue.com/?id=aqwn7mf1c7mdz0nt06vqussflga75d
nando92 0
u got set up for that Failer
Anony_fml 0
There's always the chance he just said that because girlfriends are always right no matter what. ;)