Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
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Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML
Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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EmoKami 21
Maybe it's his. lol
pjsr 33
If true, that's more troubling than if it belonged to another girlfriend; brings new meaning to the term 'Mama's boy'
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Comments (59)
bobslawnservice 16
Maybe he is cheating on you. With his own mother. Never considered that now, did you?
Tsukiyomi 16
You have an awful taste in men
kirby1964 20
Ok, here is an idea. Maybe this is his Mom's idea of a way to get you to leave. She leaves a pair of her underwear, and you find them.
kdkb36 10
He might be telling the truth. This IS in Alabama after all.
Tyrax 16
Well, either he's cheating, they're his, or he was telling the truth. Two of which involves serious discussions, the third just requires dumping.
LegoCarpet 12
Judging on the location of this FML if it is his moms thing it wouldn't be too surprising.
ThrottleJockey 36
Honey, is something thong?
gimmeapotato 13
Sounds like a storyline from Maury
manuwish 9
call up his mom and tell her that you just found a thong that her son claims is hers, and you would like to return it. her reaction will tell you what you need to know and you can dump his lying sorry ass. take care OP, and wish you better luck finding a correct partner.
kitkat101keri 14
depends on what kinda thong it is, quite a few men prefer to wear them cuz they find them more comfortable then regular undies, doesn't mean their living a secret life less they r really girly lol