Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML
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Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
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bullsonyourface 20
gotta know, what kind of bug was it?
RichardPencil 32
Well, the bug was probably pretty comfortable all day until you had to go and blow it!
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
Well, the bug was probably pretty comfortable all day until you had to go and blow it!
Mightytall 35
Hopefully it wasn’t laying eggs in there...
bullsonyourface 20
gotta know, what kind of bug was it?
Inkoseh 33
Are tissues a rare commodity where you are? Like you had to wait till you got home to get some to really blow your nose?