Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
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Jertastic 0
GREAT! 4 year olds are bitches anyway. he probably deserved it.
Chuck3791 0
I'm favoriting this. I litterally laughed outloud
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skinny_love 0
Kid's fault for getting in the way of your goddamn romantic moment
NGM_KID 0
LOL!! Karma was probably just getting him back for something....
oloie 0
wow that sucks!!! but at least he could pick you up and wanted to see you at first i thought this was going to be a when i got off the plane i ran into my boyfriend and he droped me. but its not realy a f*** your life its more like f*** his life. lol
debbiedowner2 0
This sounds made up..
ogloc 0
lol, I'm sorry, but this is hilarious.
magnerdian1763 0
hope the parents didnt catch youu!
Bobhope124 0
damn i was hoping it ended with ur boyfriend being gay or with ur sister or something good like that. or maybe that u killed the kid u hit
Seegtease 0
Kid deserved it. Likely, he was running and not looking where he was going. One time, I was behind the front desk at a restaurant. I couldn't see to my left because the desk was so high, and I stepped out in front of the desk and a kid crashed into me from the left, and fell down and started crying. He shouldn't have been running in the first place, and nothing would have happened. Kids should look where they are going, but they're kids and they don't. So parents should be watching where their kids are, but they don't. You're in the clear, if you ask me.
suckstobeyou3 0
why do people say FML when someone else is getting hurt? but FYL for having a long distance relationship. those are really hard ):
YouBeenTrolled 0
Ten months strong. The distance can sometimes pull you apart, but if you can handle it, it just shows how committed you are. or you're just cheating. -Successful troll is successful.
lexy88 0
dating is defined as being social with a certain individual. you hadn't seen him in 6months? yeah...that's NOT dating. he's just someone you're able to see twice a year in order to have sex with because you can't find anyone else.
YouBeenTrolled 0
You're a bitch. And I hope you understand that you're going to get nowhere in your life, except for having your own runway on the corner of Pleasant ST. *****. -YOUBEENTROLLED.