Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
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Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
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Jertastic 0
GREAT! 4 year olds are bitches anyway. he probably deserved it.
Chuck3791 0
I'm favoriting this. I litterally laughed outloud
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Comments (226)
TJayU 0
Naturally he got knocked out. I expect nothing less, because he must've been swinging you as fast as he could.
KenMcGormick 0
Stop recycling FMLs please... Be ORIGINAL
seonfire 0
HAHA you clotheslined a 4 yr old. LMAO at #6!
fatfaceunited 0
#15 do you even know what "clothes-lining" someone is? I'll give you a hint, it doesn't involve feet
matt5217 4
is that what I think it is on your face?!?!?!?!?!?
pitapizzaparty 18
It could
onewish00 0
so let the kid get over it
jamblasticus 0
I wish I could have seen that in person. Awesome.
genius_man16 1
i'm with #14, there was another FML about this before, except that there was no 4 y/o kid and the guy dropped her instead *yawn* and before everyone screams "shut up and appreciate the FML!" it's not even that funny. F*** the kids life.
nonotme 0
Another example of why there should be a "This is not an FML" button. This isn't an FML until the mother sues you and you lose. This is the way I read it: "I just met my boyfriend at the airport and had absolutely no negative consequences. F my life for nothing bad happening."
thiagohf113 0
#16: you can clothesline someone by kicking them... however, i dont think it works too well unless both people are moving really fast and the person doing the kicking has a lot of strength...
farmgirl 3
eh, 4 year olds are resilient