Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I met a super gorgeous girl at the bar. We laughed together over drinks and it was all perfect, until she told me she wasn’t from this town. We hugged goodbye and she left. When I went to pay our tab, I realized I’d been pickpocketed by her. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML
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Top comments
junkman6 22
I guess you didn't steal her heart then?
Unbweavable 17
how do you know it was her?
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_Buttons_ 11
That kinda reminds me of a girl in a book I was reading her name was Ginny (Just Saying)
ZoroMiHawk 25
I don't think it was her. You were talking to her, face to face, so it's impossible for her to put her hand in your pockets and take out money from it, without you seeing her. So, either there was someone else behind you who did it whilst you were distracted talking to her, or you dropped some money at some point.
GentlemanBastard 15
Why is everyone assuming OP and said girl were staring at each other during their whole interaction? He could have had his wallet on the table, or in his jacket pocket, or something and went to the bathroom. It didn't say she picked his pocket.
foreveralonek 15
Damn
vietprincess2010 14
How is that even possible if they're just talking.
Demoniq 25
As mentioned, OP could have left his coat behind when using the bathroom or a similar situation. Don't assume!
Goblin182 27
How do you not notice someone taking something out of your wallet? Unless you laid your wallet down and walk off for a few minutes. In which case you deserve it.
alyoopz 10
How does this happen?
vikky538 29
in total she stole two things from you ..its unfortunate that money is one of them
Blake77_fml 19
Shes a keeper!
ricardof 19
need a follow up for this
theprime21 8
so I'm guessing she's your girlfriend now?