StephLo
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was waiting at a stop light in the left turn lane, when a homeless guy on the sidewalk walked up to my car with a, "Bet you can't hit me with a quarter" sign. The lady on my right decided to throw a quarter at him, but it missed and hit my windshield. She yelled, "Oh fuck!" and drove away. FML
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sarkaar 30
If you are sadistic enough OP, you could find the lady and have her drawn and quartered.
Ramanella 26
By the sounds of it, it seems like she damaged your windshield. I hope that's not the case though. But I have to admit that is a clever sign, I now know what to do if I ever become homeless.
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xSavaqee 12
unless it's cracked I don't see a FML. however, if there was a crack then I would see a FML.
MissSatan 16
If she did damage it, she should've thrown her wallet instead
sarkaar 30
If you are sadistic enough OP, you could find the lady and have her drawn and quartered.
PIGaming 21
... um... that's enough internet for one day
Hopein2025 14
I would have parked my car near him. And keep shooting at him with quarters
ManateeRex 14
Well that escalated quickly.
Ravike 17
Well clearly a homeless guy outsmarted a car owner and caused more damaged on another car owner for not giving a quarter :P
Ravike 17
damage * :p
Venister 11
Thanks for the idea. Brb
Ramanella 26
By the sounds of it, it seems like she damaged your windshield. I hope that's not the case though. But I have to admit that is a clever sign, I now know what to do if I ever become homeless.
pessimistprime 4
Actually, its not, if you think about it. He BET him he couldnt hit him with a quarter, just say, "I bet you a quarter that I can!" Easy win :D
amisenho 11
Nice theory. I thought she drove away embarrassed because she idiotically fell for the homeless guy's ploy. I'd be embarrassed, too.
keirookami 11
She drove away because she hit the guys windshield with a quarter
californiapoppy 11
That man is genius! Taking advantage of the idiots who actually try and throw quarters
tournamentdecide 33
I know! It's an ideal and creative way to get money from suckers willing to try and hit him.
OhWhoCares 42
Sounds like it'd be really painful if someone managed to hit you with a quarter though. is the risk really worth it?
Lasagnaa 24
I agree! That man is a genius. I think it's worth the risk. If you're already homeless, what do you have to lose??
jerryj 27
@20 your health. On a side note, if he really were a "genius" then he probably wouldn't be homeless.
domolovesyoshi 33
seriously? being a genius does not mean you'll never be homeless, circumstances always change. you can be a genius artist or musician and still be homeless.
JAR_2012 5
i was friends with some one who did that in high school during lunch just so he could buy a sandwich, he walked around the cafeteria with a sign that said "I bet you can't hit me with a quarter," it seemed really stupid but it was pretty effective, in the end he ended up with several sandwiches and not just one, it was pretty funny watching people throw coins at him, although they missed a lot, :)
Renegade2556 4
We need to invent a change launcher.... God, what am I saying?!?
cinskeep43 15
you are answering that homeless mans prayers
cole_tyler42 21
At least he was being creative about asking for money, unlike some who just hold up a sign saying they need money.
Drizl 17
Hopefully it didn't do much damage.
ilpapagrande 16
Did it damage your windshield or were your feelings just hurt? It's unlikely she threw it at such velocity to damage your sturdy windshield.
slyde32 12
it wouldn't take much to put a chip in the windscreen, to properly break it on the other hand, is not easy
Eleora 19
Lol! Guess who's 25 cents richer!?
tournamentdecide 33
The homeless guy who probably kept the quarter.
christian1509 21
She didn't even have the decency to apologize? What a bitch