Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I met a super gorgeous girl at the bar. We laughed together over drinks and it was all perfect, until she told me she wasn’t from this town. We hugged goodbye and she left. When I went to pay our tab, I realized I’d been pickpocketed by her. FML
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML
Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML
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Top comments
junkman6 22
I guess you didn't steal her heart then?
Unbweavable 17
how do you know it was her?
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Comments (85)
worldclassrager 41
A little distracted?
WoldowJR 25
A sign of things to come, maybe?
Clawsified 6
Just like a real date!
CrysisKing 5
Typical ****** woman.
pptm 13
Miracle lol
Dumbledora 9
Just imagine how much money you would have lost on an actual date!
xavior4690 11
Never trust a pretty face!
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Why did you have your wallet out in front of strangers?
SjoyousS 4
what does OP stand for, go up to her in front of all her friends and tell her she's a thief and you called the police, just mess with her or have her give you your money back, that's not fair or right on any moral grounds and people need to learn they cant get away with things like that. its a messed up world and these little teen kids.. only trash does that not class.
Sigilwen 24
Op= original poster, I'm guessing. He has no proof it was her so going up and accusing her in front of friends will only make him look like a jerk as well as desperate.
miss_amphetamine 24
She must have been damn pretty if all you did was "have a conversation" and she managed to steal money outta your wallet without you noticing. Either that or you were way too intoxicated. Imagine how much money you would have lost if you'd taken her on a real date lol