Today, my boyfriend of 3 years got down on one knee and asked those words all girls love to hear, "Would you do me the honor of performing fellatio on me?" with a Lifesavers gummy ring. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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yourwifelovesme 25
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Ashamed_Sister 60
OP pulls out a strapon. "First you have to perform felatio on my little friend in order to lube it up. Otherwise it's going to hurt you."
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Comments (11)
yourwifelovesme 25
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
manb91gb 15
Well... Did you? I'm amazed it took three years - I couldn't go three minutes without wanting to perform fellatio on a boyfriend 😂
ojosRojos 28
Riiiight.
manb91gb 15
Believe me - you don't know how much I enjoy it.
kfchicken 31
even if it's true no one needed to know
RichardPencil 32
With a Lifesavers gummy ring? He must have a tiny penis!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Is he 12? You shouldn't be performing fellatio on a 12 year old.
rex 10
I would have been better with a vibrating c*ck ring!
jbuckets_404 39
Yea, OP, but only AFTER he allows you the honor of first pegging him.... (assuming that you've never wanted to/ given him a bj.)
Ashamed_Sister 60
OP pulls out a strapon. "First you have to perform felatio on my little friend in order to lube it up. Otherwise it's going to hurt you."
jriley4u 17
Well I thought it was creative and funny. Shows he has a great sense of humor.