Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, after a full year of vigorous exercise 7 days a week, and a strict diet of vegetables, fruits, and water, I can proudly say that I've lost half a pound. FML
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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dramaababyy 0
try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.
meliz37 1
how much sugar did u put in that coffee....?
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Comments (365)
arachnichimp 2
you either A. built muscle = gaining weight B. didn't exercise = gaining weight C. felt your food tasted awful so you added a little extra = gaining weight i assume B and C considering you're so sad. no one is vouching for u hahaha
TeeRahRah 0
coffee ha caffeine in it, which cause you to gain weight. the only way to loose weight is to exercise eat three meals a day and eat lots of protien filled foods like nuts and fruit. cut out the coffee if your serious about loosing weight!
katashtraphy 0
don't go on a strict diet, just eat healthy and excersize. that's where you went wrong. and I'm assuming you didn't eat breakfast at all which is bad because your lunch of fruit goes right into fat storage.
maddiesonnn 0
are you sure the veggies and fruits weren't like peeps? cuz they make those. and coffee makes you fat
Ericabbyx22 0
"no pain no gain" doesnt have sense anymore
laurenxoxo97 0
it's called kimkins
cmac86 24
you know, starbucks coffee isn't fat free. especially if you get a venti chocolate whatever the hell. add whip cream and you may as well be eating a couple of big macs. now if you did real coffee, I'm sorry. most people usually refer to starbucks and all of that jazz as "coffee".
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
ur doing it wrongg-ur supposedd to eat nothingg at all,, only thenn can u losee weightt,, mayy the forcee be withh u(:
rockyraccoon28 8
false. when you eat nothing, your body goes into starvation mode and slows down your metabolism, so when you do eat, more fat is conserved, thus weight gain.
D460df4ther 0
what does fyl stand for?
mr_miyagi 0
theres this new thing called exercise, ever heard of it?