Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
Today, after a full year of vigorous exercise 7 days a week, and a strict diet of vegetables, fruits, and water, I can proudly say that I've lost half a pound. FML
Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML
Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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dramaababyy 0
try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.
meliz37 1
how much sugar did u put in that coffee....?
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Comments (365)
Barrientos432 5
Well work out too! it speeds up your metabolism& junk..
Chimi4ever 0
ydi for not exercising.
allmidnighteyes 11
You should get a tapeworm; watch the pounds drop like YEAHHHHHH
buggybeauty 0
you need protein & carbs to metabolize. what you were doing was essentially starvation. YDI, dummie.
brainonska08 0
ydi. do your research before coming up with some crazy diet. as said before, there is a lot of sugar in fruits and coffee isn't that great for you and probably had sugar in it as well. the best thing to do is eat a well balanced diet of normal foods, not just fruits and veggies. just control your portions! and drink a lot of water. portion control is the most important thing. when you have that down, you can pretty much eat whatever you want in moderation. excercise also helps, obviously.
karatekid10 0
you have to have some protein in there too it's a must
darknut79 17
Muscle weighs more than fat if that helps.
Travesty42 14
OP, while the phrasing could be less, um, profane, a lot of the people here have the right idea. A balanced diet has lean protein, complex carbs, and healthy fats. Do a little research and don't forget to get some exercise!
upintheorange 5
coffee is refined sugar + caffeine, which both make you hyper (sleep? ha!) and then make you crash when you should be awake. irregular sleep patterns can put your metabolism out of whack. not a good thing to drink when you want to lose weight. fail for op.
kiki819721 2
coffee doesn't help with loosing weight sweetie!