Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML
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Top comments
mermaidkeels 26
He is just intimidated at the fact that you are more of a man than he is.
gosh_mate 30
You're better off without him OP! Nobody should be judged for something they can't control, I'm sure you're still beautiful inside and out!
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Comments (127)
hdonat 11
laser hair removal would help u alot. make like easier for u
caggybandicoot 34
You are far better off without him, OP. I have PCOS and hirsutism too (hooray for daily face shaving!), it's a bitch. But you're better off without that pathetic excuse of a human being. All the best to you.
laurensaurus 15
You're better off without! There are so many out there who would love you regardless of your condition!
shadowking44234 19
he couldn't even tell before u told him so on his part that's very wrong
sariberii 8
You should have waited to tell him until you guys got married.
MzZombicidal 36
Why? So they could go through the grueling problem of divorce? Or try to make it worse until OP feels even WORSE than just a break-up and a shitty comment made her feel?
patte_fml 19
I'm also no husband material but my in-laws like me :)
sweetkitten0613 2
Don't feel bad... I have the same condition!!! It's not something we can control so screw him there will be someone better :D
samwilliams800 28
Sucks much. His loss though. His dumb ass is just a stepping stone towards finding a truly awesome dude.
tbhjayva 7
Would you want to be with a man the had long hair coming out of his anus
MzZombicidal 36
That's literally not the same.
missfitJen 7
douche bag you are better off with out him! !