Today, at a school function for my eldest son, my youngest child silently passed gas. A group of women I had hoped to befriend were sitting next to me, and then left with looks of disgust on their faces. I guess I don't need friends. FML
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The little stinker is only 9 months old and while his stench was quite atrocious that day, I wish they hadn't rushed off so soon. The event was outside and it was a breezy day. I have no problem with him doing his thing, I just wished the women had at least come back and tried to include me in their conversations. We moved away from our home state two years ago and I've had a hard time meeting new friends, it's so hard as an adult. I hope it's easier the next time we move.
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Tripartita 45
This is why I was raised to keep my bodily functions down to a minimum in public. In addition to not farting, I also don't eat, breath, blink, or metabolize carbohydrates in others' company. As a result, my parents are incredibly popular.
Steve95401 49
Of course, none of them have ever passed gas before. Shocking!
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Comments (36)
DoomSkuller 28
Second!
vikky538 29
The real housewives of Nevada
Steve95401 49
Of course, none of them have ever passed gas before. Shocking!
higgysaurus 18
Everybody knows women don't fart
pampa31 15
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stinky puns coming in
nphill82 21
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If they don't think farts are funny, they're not friend material anyway :P
nix1993 41
Farts are only ever funny when they sound ridiculous. There's nothing funny about breathing in noxious gas from someone else's bowels.
Catdragon 40
it's funny if you're not the one breathing it in.
Googolman 29
Yes, you're right. You don't need them.
mermaidkeels 26
You don't need friends who act so childish.
Celeste7_fml 18
You don't need THEM as friends.
colinabi 13
screw em.
organizse 28
If they can't handle that they're not friend material