Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML
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mermaidkeels 26
He is just intimidated at the fact that you are more of a man than he is.
gosh_mate 30
You're better off without him OP! Nobody should be judged for something they can't control, I'm sure you're still beautiful inside and out!
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Comments (127)
kenzie367 15
Clearly he is a piece of shit. Obviously he didn't take the relationship that seriously or it wouldn't have been so easy for him to walk away over something you can't even control. You deserve so much better!!
infectedsense 15
Is it polycystic ovaries? I sympathise, op. I have a patch of hair I have to shave every day, but blood tests didn't show a problem. Guess I'm just lucky :/
toriamorales 5
I did not mean to press you deserved it, you clearly don't. My fingers are just fat. ._.
xellias 9
I think both are wrong on this one. Should've been open up front but he's definitely all about the physical (which you don't need in your already stressed life, OP) I hope he goes bald. OP not all men are focused on the physical-cheer up!
magenhubbard 4
your better without him. and i bet you a very beautiful girl
blubirdie0515 5
i have to shave every day too because i have PCOS and it really sucks screw him for being a jerk we cant control our hormones!
starglow13 10
My mother has PCOS and has passed the hairy trait along to me. I feel you on this one; I've got hair just about everywhere.
sherleelee 4
I actually properly logged into my FML account for the 1st time since I made my account ages ago; to comment on this. I to have PCOS and have to shave my face every morning or else I get very noticeable stubble on my face at around lunch time. I have had this issue since I was a teenager, I am now 24. I told my boyfriend about it shortly after we started dating. My boyfriend said he didn't care cause its out of my control and it doesn't change my personality and who I am. My boyfriend is now my husband of nearly 6 years. When I feel disgusted in myself or am crying because of how ugly I feel due to this condition, he is there to rub my face and say im beautiful. There are men like my husband out there OP and I do hope you find one like him one day!
Sheepiebeepie 26
You people who are like "she should have told him at the beginning" it's not a ******* STD or admission of being a man in the past. It's facial hair..... It can be removed just like the hair on her legs she removes to your liking. It's a medical condition and just hair. Chill.
hihihihihhihi 5
Sigh* What a Asshole -.-