Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML
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mermaidkeels 26
He is just intimidated at the fact that you are more of a man than he is.
gosh_mate 30
You're better off without him OP! Nobody should be judged for something they can't control, I'm sure you're still beautiful inside and out!
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Comments (127)
Penguinox 8
I ended up with Cushings Disease (mirrors a lot of PCOS symptoms) including the facial hair thing. You're definitely not alone OP.
HollyQuinn 21
What an asshole, **** him.
plaukje 6
bearded lady is my aesthetic tho, but if its unwilling it sucks ofc
writerchic85 26
Obviously he never noticed it before or he wouldn't have gotten with you. Did you point that out?
Chilled_Rambo 11
Like everyone else is saying, you're way better off without that d-bag.
LuvelyGirl 9
You dodged a bullet there OP
CliffyB03 28
I have the same thing. I told my current boyfriend and he doesn't have a problem with it (because I take care of it), but my ex, he pointed it out and was like "why do you have dark hair there?" He always did this even after I told him. It made me even more insecure about my body.
steam_engenius 21
Geez, why are people so cruel?! I'm sorry you both had/have to deal with that.
tj4234 36
Out of interest, wouldn't it be better to have the hair surgically removed using lasers? Or would that not work?
Spencer_40 14
I'd wanna be with a bearded lady! That's ******* sweet!
8djht8 19
lots of guys love that so sorry but someone will appreciate u