Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML
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mermaidkeels 26
He is just intimidated at the fact that you are more of a man than he is.
gosh_mate 30
You're better off without him OP! Nobody should be judged for something they can't control, I'm sure you're still beautiful inside and out!
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Comments (127)
Sami86K 7
I had been put on prednisone for my lupus and it gave me Cushing's and so it grows thicker than I'm comfortable with! I can't do laser because it's blonde and red! I used face cream hair removal! Grows back softer and not as fast for me anyways! I know how scary it is to tell someone! He's not worth getting upset over!
vampire9545 5
eh. understandable but rude. and while idk what medical condition it is. it makes me think pcos. best of luck on ur next bf.
karmakat 7
What a dick.
andrewisboss69 10
I would like to be to have a woman with a beard he didn't deserve you anyway
sams0ng 5
I accidentally clicked you deserve it now I feel like a dick
GloryB_2bOoKs 8
Oh my that is so mean of him. I have the exact same condition and my BF of 6years always says "it's just hair baby, don't worry" when I get nervous that he can see it growing , he even shaves it for me .....sometimes
Bloodislife92 2
PCOS? I feel it. My roommate comments all the time it's 'Sad I can grow a better beard than him." I just turn it around on him. >:)
Bigdawg42 8
Someone who judges only by appearance is shallow