Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML
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mermaidkeels 26
He is just intimidated at the fact that you are more of a man than he is.
gosh_mate 30
You're better off without him OP! Nobody should be judged for something they can't control, I'm sure you're still beautiful inside and out!
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Comments (127)
kmw003 17
Think of this as a blessing, OP. You don't need someone like that in your life, especially for a partner.
random_man1999 11
Your better off OP, an asshole that would break up with a girl over something so insignificant doesn't deserve somebody who loves them enough to tell them something like that.
mattyiscool123 26
I would love that
ezrajab 22
Sorry op better off without him if he can't love u for who u are!
AScooterman 12
What a total jerk weasel, maybe after he's bald, on viagra, and alone he'll know what he lost.
doxer 13
NONO magic hair remover should do the trick OP
teenieweenie1903 6
Sounds like you're better off without him! don't let him get you down
DeviousDreamer 13
What a ridiculous reason to break up with someone! Treat this as a blessing in disguise that you aren't stuck with that asshat, you'll find someone so much better.
pavelchekov 12
As someone with PCOS, this is my worst fear. I'm so sorry OP
SweetJane5522 22
You should count your blessings he showed his true nature. Don't be ashamed of who you are or let anyone make you feel like you should be. Be with someone who loves your beautiful soul.