Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML
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mermaidkeels 26
He is just intimidated at the fact that you are more of a man than he is.
gosh_mate 30
You're better off without him OP! Nobody should be judged for something they can't control, I'm sure you're still beautiful inside and out!
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Comments (127)
YFOS_fml 17
Maybe IPL or Lazer could help? obviously you're a better person than your ex.
ViviMage 40
I have PCOS and shave my face daily. My fiancé has seen me at the hospital without a razor (and neck surgery so avoid shaving!), so he is very aware of my "beard"... And supports me, though like poking fun.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
My mom has PCOS too and she stopped shaving a while ago. She's been with my dad for over 20 years and he still loves her very much, even as a "bearded lady". You just have to find the right person.
ScenePanda45 13
it's people like that, that make this world a shit hole..don't listen to him op you're not different from anyone.
ShaynaMarie322 15
I know a lot of girls with PCOS that grow an abnormal amount of facial hair. It's just hair and it can easily be removed! Hair is normal! He's shallow OP and as cliche as it sounds, you're better off without someone like that in your life. You deserve better.
breannesarah127 11
Try waxing instead
Scorpio01 16
Beards are sexy... Grow one and tell him who's the boss.
MitiMiki 16
Dating somebody for their looks is shallow and short sighted. Beauty fades. You are better off and be happy you didn't waste years of your life with the wrong guy!
maryoo7 11
don't worry he's just jealous your beard game is stronger than his will ever be..... btw ahs anyone?
bunnyveganlife 5
You deserve it because you deserve for a piece of shit like that to leave you and find a better guy for you :)
gordjess1 19
Just curious.. Have long have you been together? If it's a long time I could understand him being upset for not being told. However something like that is no reason for someone to dump you. I know a few people that have conditions like yours so I don't see why he thinks it's a big deal. You're better off without his pettiness.