Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML
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mermaidkeels 26
He is just intimidated at the fact that you are more of a man than he is.
gosh_mate 30
You're better off without him OP! Nobody should be judged for something they can't control, I'm sure you're still beautiful inside and out!
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Comments (127)
charmingdisaster 14
He's the one with a loss OP! You were honest and trusting and. He threw it away. You deserve better!
Violenna 14
You're better off without that person. Someone that sees only your outside appearance isn't worth the heartache. Gl op!
A07 48
Wow what an ass
gamermonster 34
They aren't worth the heartache indeed. They only deserve a heartattack
Tripartita 45
Refuses to be with a bearded lady but is fine with leaving somebody because of a medical condition. Maybe he just had his priorities on shuffle.
Matayaz 16
That's horrible! You're so much better off without him!!
jayennachristine 23
makes him insecure about looking like he hasn't go e through puberty
unholyswiss 19
Hey, that's his loss if he couldn't tell in the first place. Plenty of guys out there who won't give two figs.
Connorcpr 5
I hate to say it, but he has a right to break up with you. If he's not attracted to you for whatever the reason is, he can and probably should break up with you. Sorry though...
jmcr 27
he didnt have to be such an asshole about it and make her feel self conscious though
caggybandicoot 34
Sure he can break up with her, people stop feeling attracted, fall out of love, etc. - he didn't have to be such a massive asshole about it though, did he? Don't bother playing Devil's advocate, there is literally no way that what the boyfriend said is OK.
doodlecloud 27
Also, he was with her before and she's been shaving all this time...so surely it's not a problem unless she stops shaving? She doesn't look any different to how she did before.
jake131000 21
If you shave it off...who cares? He's an idiot.
Malaki691 15
Why would you tell him that?? What they don't know won't hurt them...what's wrong with you???
XxDanno316xX 27
No mate, what's wrong with you? Perhaps you don't know this but relationships are built on honesty and trust.
gordjess1 19
Well I mean if they ended up moving in together and getting married isn't that a bit wrong? There's nothing for them to be ashamed of so she shouldn't have to keep it secret
MzZombicidal 36
I'd say the medical condition that causes the hair to grow along with a deep insecurity based on European beauty standards it's what's wrong with OP. Also judgemental assholes who make a big ******* deal over things out of someone else's control is a big problem too. Take your pick.
caggybandicoot 34
The point here is that it SHOULDN'T BE A BIG DEAL. She had every right not to tell him and his reaction when she plucked up the courage to was disgusting and completely unwarranted. There is nothing wrong with the OP. The boyfriend is a dick, end of.
rhiannonleesarah 14
I suffer from PCOS so I know exactly how you feel OP, luckily my bf is supportive about my condition
xxjenny05xx 8
Me too! It's a horrible condition but we just have to get on with it and except who we are ?
TorTor2816 6
same here pcos sucks!! #cysters