Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started a new internship. I couldn't do anything until I was trained, and I couldn't be trained until I had a login. I stared at a wall for three hours. FML
Today, it's my second week of internship, I have like 8 more weeks to go and I'm dreading it. It's an office internship and I HATE being in office environments. The sounds of the phone ringing, doorbell dinging, loud typing, and fluorescent lights? Argh, I want to end myself! FML
Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML
Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Today, I got an email from the person I'm supposed to start an internship with next week, saying they're leaving the company. This has been planned since October and will be a year long. Now I have to try to sort things out as quickly as possible if I want to graduate on time. FML
Today, I landed my dream job with an international company. I figured I could work this until retirement, only to find out they hired me to shut down operations in my market. FML
Today, I'm a graduate but still an unpaid intern. My daily work is folding letters and putting them into envelopes. The sad thing is, I actually enjoy doing it. FML
Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML
Today, it's almost a week since our intern started. We have an open plan office, so I can't help but hear her talk excitedly. This wouldn't be a bad thing if she didn't stop saying "it's giving…" and "like" every ten words. Our company doesn't allow headphones, so I'm stuck in hell, which, like, is giving, like, you know, pain. FML
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Rusty Armstrong 13
You're supposed to be learning so take the anitiative and find somebody to shadow.
RichardPencil 32
That sounds like one of my dreams. Not much usually happens. I guess you're "living the dream" or "making dreams come true."
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
That sounds like one of my dreams. Not much usually happens. I guess you're "living the dream" or "making dreams come true."
red6joker 8
I'm assuming it was just for that day? things like that never last.
Rusty Armstrong 13
You're supposed to be learning so take the anitiative and find somebody to shadow.
Cousin Farai 2
Take initiative
lev 11
being a laptop and take an online course. preferably it should be related to your job, at least tangentially. if you are paid to do whatever you want, use it wisely!
Jonkbaby 23
You have to make something happen. make connections