Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Today, I excitedly got ready for my first day at my new job. I arrived on time, dressed up, only to find out they meant next Monday, not today. My new boss just gave me a weird look and said, "See you next week?" FML
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
Today, I met my ex from the college, and he invited me to dinner. Back then, he was rude and a bit abusive, but I agreed anyway. The man I saw today is loving, caring and fun, with a good job, and I really liked his wife. On the other hand, I'm between jobs, and my relationship's turned into the utter bore. FML
Today, I was at work when my ex and his girlfriend came in. She went on to claim that I was excited when I saw him… but I was actually happy because my shift was ending in 5 minutes. FML
Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
FkMySugar 19
Kill her with kindness. Bitches hate that plus then she will look like the bad guy :)
Clevelandians 17
I'd have been a little more nervous if she WAS excited to see you...
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Comments (42)
Kobi159949 19
Ooooh I feel so sorry for you
Clevelandians 17
I'd have been a little more nervous if she WAS excited to see you...
Rocket___Candy 24
Dang OP, that's rough. Maybe you could talk to your supervisor and see about getting the two of you separated? Good luck!
elyx_fml 16
Thats bad luck...probably your co-workers also have already an opinion about you...
R2Y2 22
4 has a point, maybe ex was talking shit about OP to her co-workers.
wolfstar126 25
That sucks, sorry op
SeanLewis 17
There's already a button you can press to tell OP that it sucks. Don't waste a good spot in the comments to tell her that it sucks.
Miss_Whipped 43
The same could be said about your dissatisfaction with #5's choice to comment.
cadillacgal79 32
Correct me if I'm wrong 23 but j believe it's called the down vote button.
SeanLewis 17
Tho just disliking the comment may not get the same message across. There are clueless people who mindlessly ask why they are being downvoted. If I hadn't replied, #5 may not have understood the reason for their downvotes.
FkMySugar 19
Kill her with kindness. Bitches hate that plus then she will look like the bad guy :)
WaltzingPhanthom 23
Nope, it would make her a basic bitch.
Markovski 18
Just avoid her as much as possible.
gabechriswill 19
Just try and avoid her but FYL, OP. Unless it was a dishonest break-up between them because of you, then YDI.
Dovahkiin_1997 22
I still wouldn't say OP deserves it if the boyfriend cheated with her, she may not necessarily have known
acommonman 23
nothing motivates better than competition in the work place
Drosophila82 18
Fire vs frying pan
jat_fml 3
recipe of good movie!!!!