Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML
Today, I finally started my first job. I also lost it, for being too "enthusiastic" and making my fellow employees look lazy. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, I was starting a new job. I got up early, showered, did my hair, put on my uniform, had a good cry because I was scared/excited that I was starting a future where I will be financially free for the first time. Then my boss texted me because one of his back of house employees is sick and he can’t train me until tomorrow. FML
Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML
Today, after five years of working a soul-sucking dead end job, I was offered an amazing role in a new field. When the HR rep told me, I was so excited that I screamed at the top of my lungs, cheered like a maniac, and started laughing so hard I cried.I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm off my meds now. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML
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Vanguard507 0
More like imagine how she feels. Just saying.
Optimus_Primerib 0
I hope she ***** your shit up you loser.
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Comments (247)
traze 7
I can't imagine, how much did it drop?
Ace1991 2
haha lower than his pecker is prolly
iluffhimm 0
I bet lower then his balls.... then again that's not saying much cuz a REAL man would GROW THE BALLS to call the girl or stick it out for one date
michaelm1290 23
Tell her you were volunteering with sick kids at the hospital. Then bring her flowers. Problem solved.
victorianrider 0
Win
bbaustin_roy17 0
yes!
Jaxx66 21
guys like that are what plague this world. - liars. but can't say women are much better when it comes to that.
jdeshnerx3 0
more like fhl she's gotta share an office with you poor girl
Jimmmmmy 5
ouch... say u have a twin :p
whiteboy7thst 2
I think you should find a new dream job.
CACC_fml 0
Fanboy.
instnt1nfction 17
and ChumChum
WompWompWomp123 7
it's an FYL, FHL situation. Hopefully, she gets over it. If not, prepare yourself.
chris71sk8r 8
You bastard.
HSOMGF 5
Ah, karma..
oliveindamiddle 0
ehhh karmas a bitch!
ckyorelse 18
karma only works towards your next life
LoonyPheebs 0
That's what you believe, dude. To us, karma's just the return of something you did, with interest. Be it good or bad.
twixxone 4
Thats gonna be one akward dream job!